David called Mike from the airport. “Hi, I know I’m a couple of days early but I
finished in Singapore and decided I may as well come and see what’s going on in
Pattaya. I’m staying at a hotel called
Golden Orchid. I doubt it’s golden, but
it’s cheap whilst I sort things out. Mum
said she didn’t want me around the house, not that she knows I’m here yet. Want to meet me for dinner tonight about
five. We can eat at or near the hotel.”
“Sure. I’ll tell Rot
he’s missing out on his normal fare tonight, I’ll bring him along and we can
exchange family news. Do you have an address,
it’s not a name I know.”
“It says Beach Road Soi 4.”
“We’ll find it. See
you at five.”
Mike found somewhere to park near the hotel and they met
David in the bar.
“David, meet Rot. Rot,
David is my youngest nephew, the gay one.
Let’s eat here. It can’t be as bad as some of the places round
here. If you are awake, and hungry,
later we can have a snack. I assume you
are joining us this evening.”
“Yes, if you’ll help me find another hotel tomorrow. I think ‘golden’ refers to the fact that the
bed sheets are fifty years old.”
Rot sat listening as David and Mike chatted. He suggested another beer and that they got
the menu and ordered some food. Mike
went to the toilet.
“So David, what you want to do when you are here? At least until Judy finds you some jobs to
do!”
“Relax, have some fun and get to know my new uncle and
family and friends.”
“What fun? Do you
want a boy?”
Mike returned at that point.
“Don’t worry, we won’t tell your mother, not that I think she cares any
longer. And get used to the guys, they
aren’t shy!”
David laughed and pulled out a brown envelope from his
pocket. “Dad sent me some photos, what
was going on.”
Rot grinned. “Oh that’s house rules, but we didn’t let Steve
and Judy go beyond swimming suits.”
“Uncle Mike, what have you and Rot done to my mother?”
“Either call me Mike, or Rot ‘Uncle Rot’. We haven’t done anything. I think retirement, and Thailand,
happened. Rot explain about house rules
and how it started.”
Rot finished by saying that normally Mike was naked as well.
“Is there anything else I should know, mum and dad have kept
everyone in the dark about the plans. I
know that there is a wedding on Christmas day; we were all given a list of
stuff to bring, and were told that Rot would sort out the wedding outfits. Other than that we are expecting a usual,
boring family Christmas.”
Mike laughed. “One
thing is certain, it won’t be a normal family Christmas, and I doubt you’ll be
bored. You know that you, Stephen and
Richard are alone with us when the rest go to Udon before Christmas and we plan
a few nights out, but you’ll have to accept visiting a few lady bars. After Christmas we are bringing the kids down
for two nights whilst you old ones stay in Udon. The Udon crew has suggested you might want to
visit Laos. Tonight we will spend at the
bar and Rot will introduce you to the rest of the Pattaya part of your new
family. Rot tell him the rest.”
“The wedding is actually six gay weddings, we are making
three TV documentary series and Steve is organising the New Year Street party
in the Sois. Just a normal few
weeks. Have you seen the DVD’s?”
David shook his head.
“We’ll show you tomorrow at the house. Steve and I are on the board of the TV
production company we have set up. We
are producing the three series. We are
also the cameramen.”
Rot turned to Mike and looked.
Mike laughed.
“Whatever.” He told David that
that look meant he had to agree or face nights without sex.
“I don’t care what Judy says, David should come and stay
with us, at least until the others arrive.
As long as he doesn’t mind a mattress on the floor in the living area,
and who knows we might even all get together and drink after work, Farang
Rules.” Mike looked at him. “We invented a new rule. Farang Rules means underwear optional.”
“Is that ok uncle?”
“As Judy had been photographed removing my boyfriends
underwear I am past caring. If do want
sex, the guys will help you find someone.
Judy only said no Thai girls. And
I told you, I’m Mike.”
Rot handed David a piece of paper. “Just so you know I am not the smallest, but
don’t show Judy. Oh and we took part in
an undercover police operation that resulted in the arrest of a group of guys
who like their boys young. I’ll get some
more beers. By the way, how old are you?”
“Thirty-seven, why?
“A bit young for me then.
Maybe Rit and Oot.”
David asked Mike if he was sure, now that Rot wasn’t there,
about him staying.
Mike nodded. “And
don’t be surprised if the others ask you to share their room. When the Udon crew is down, we bunk up where we
can. And if I tell you that all this has
happened since I moved to Pattaya in September, you’ll understand why I say
that you are unlikely to be bored.”
“Fine I’ll move in tonight.
I’m not sure I could sleep here.
As for sex, if I see someone I like I’ll talk to Rot.”
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